After I wrote such a long post on Monday, I realized that there were some rather humorous things that happened while I was in the hospital. Yes, even amongst the pain and misery and general yuckiness that happens when they wake you up every few hours to make sure your vitals are still in normal ranges, there were some spots that were quite funny. It is important to remember these bright spots!!
First up, from the emergency room. When I arrived at the emergency room in horrible pain, the ER doc was worried that I might have a compression fracture in my spine, so they sent me for xrays. I was pleasantly floating in a sea of morphine, so I honestly didn’t much care about anything, but I did eventually notice that people who came in to the waiting area for xrays after me were being taken in before me. I mustered the energy to ask for a status after a bit and was told that I hadn’t been taken back for my scans because they were waiting on the results of my pregnancy test.
In “normal” visits, this usually makes me a bit mad because my records are pretty clear. The influence of the morphine made me giggle a little, I told her that they’d not performed a pregnant test, and that pregnancy was literally impossible because I’d had a complete hysterectomy in 2017. The look on the woman’s face was beyond priceless and they took me right back, apologizing profusely.
I may have repeated the tired joke about assumptions, while giggling …. not my usually mo, but I’m also not usually on narcotics.
The second example is maybe more of a hmmmmm than a funny. There was a sign in my hospital room that couldn’t be missed, it was right on the outside of the bathroom door.
Elliot and I spent an inordinate amount of time pondering and discussing why it says “very good care” and not “excellent care.” Seems they are setting the bar a little low or something. I did get excellent care from almost every person I came into contact with, but we just couldn’t let this one go and besides, sitting around in a hospital room is not all that exciting so we had to find something to talk about!
The third and final hilarious incident happened the third and last night I was in the hospital. Elliot stayed with me that night and he brought some of my home medication, which included my medical marijuana. I’d been given clearance to take my home medication in the hospital since the hospital pharmacy just doesn’t stock the things that I normally take, like Piqray or medical marijuana. So, we’d settled in for the night, I took my normal night medication and the CNA came in to take my vitals. While my blood pressure was normal, my heart rate was rather high. I knew why. When she asked if I was in pain, I said, as innocently as possible, “I’m always in pain.” As soon as she left and probably noted that I needed a psych consult, I immediately turned to Elliot and giggled about being high. He, of course, laughed his head off. I know, I had permission and I have a prescription, there’s still just a little too much of the rule following midwesterner in me still.
Proof that circumstances, albeit often grim, are not all doom and gloom. There are always bright spots, sacred moments, hilarious moments and moments that remind us that we are human.
I am reminded of a poem that I read in the play IV where Anya Silver talked about smiling and wishing the nurses a Merry Christmas amidst the horror of bad news and how we must retain our humanity. It’s important, these glimpses, of a life without cancer, these glimpses that remind us we are more than this disease.
Thanks for sharing your bright spots. You inspire me! ❤️✨
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Noting everything including anomalies of very good vs. excellent care and just laughing is about who you are as patient and person. Keep it up. Take care.
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Inspiration 🙏
Each time I read your blog come away with things to think about and grow with. Thank you for sharing your journey. 💗
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My pleasure! Thank you for reading and commenting! ❤️
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Sometimes, it’s those laughable moments that can get us through the day.
I often recall in my memory some of the funny conversations I had with my sister and I smile and missing her is less unbearable!
Thanks for sharing your ‘funny moments’
You gave me a chuckle! 🙂
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Yes! The reminders that humor is still funny and there are bright spots if you look for them helps me to be able to focus on the other side, not just wallow in misery. ❤️
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This is great, Abigail, and as has often been said: “Laughter is the best medicine.”
Your observation about the “very good care” sign reminded me of a story mindfulness educator Tara Brach has told. One dog says to another: “ It’s alway ‘good dog, good dog.’ Why isn’t it ever ‘Great dog”?
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Laughter is indeed the best medicine and language choices matter greatly! ❤️❤️
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So thankful you shared with us these delightful moments. 🤣 Great reminder to maintain humanity in adversity. 🥰🙏
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very good care 🤦🏽♂️🤣
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This made me smile as it brought back memories of similar funny things that made me laugh when I was in hospital x
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Superb post but I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject? I’d be very grateful if you could elaborate a little bit further. Many thanks!
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A little more? Is there something specific you were looking for? Questions I can answer?
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